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I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.
Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out....
The most recent news is that zucchini growers have been able to produce more zucchini than makers of recipes have been able to make recipes.
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Diplomacy has rarely been able to gain at the conference table what cannot be gained or held on the battlefield.