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The Most Reliable Lie Detector Is A Suspicious Wife.
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The most reliable lie detector is a suspicious wife.
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It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public.
It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components of a computer system are those that aren't there.
-- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985...
Quote #666 The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components of a computer system are those that aren't there.
-- G. Bell...
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector.
I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully....
Here lies my wife: her let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
-- John Dryden, epitaph intended for his wife...
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
-- Elbert Hubbard...
Grandparents: reliable baby-sitting.
Suspicious pointer corrupted virtual machine