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• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Just a simple 'Yes' or 'No' is all I understand.
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• 0413 Do you answer either-or questions with "yes"? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Hi! How are things going? (just fine, thank you...
  ) Great! Say, could I bother you for a question? (you just asked one....
• I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember.
  .. Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks....