The most violent sport of all has to be hunting--if you consider it a
sport. After all, a hunter sneaks up on his prey. That's not very sporting.
Between rounds a boxer doesn't tiptoe around the apron of the ring and
smack his opponent in the back of the head! Hunters are cowards--if they
weren't, they'd hunt each other. Now, that would be a sport: "Look at the
big fat one I got over by the tavern. He was wearing an orange hat, I
couldn't miss him ..."
-- Jeff Stilson
