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• We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade.
• Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see.
  Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important....
• Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
• Emacs is not an editor. Emacs is a way of thinking about the world, and as such is a way of thinking about editors.
  The process of editing is Emacs, but Emacs is more than the process of editing....
• consult guide about fluff Fluff is interesting stuff
  a deadly poison on Bodega Minor, the diet staple of Frazelon V, the unit of currency on the moons of the Blurfoid system, and the major crop of the laundry supplies planet, Blastus III....
• Don't do what Donny Don't does"...[sighs] They could have made this clearer.
  -- Bart reads a knife safety book, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...