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• Two battleships assigned to the training squadron had been at sea on maneuvers in heavy weather for several days.
  I was serving on the lead battleship and was on watch on the bridge as night fell....
• What's up, Doc? - Ensign Bugs to Crushe
• Apu: What do I do now? I have been drummed out of my profession.
  I'm a disgrace! Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter....
• The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On the good ship Enterprise Every week there's a new surprise Where the Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go berserk.
  Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's excitement anywhere it flies Where Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never gets her way....
• His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.
  He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam....
• He's dead, Jim! Hey, get away from the body, Ensign Dahmer!
• Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your phase
• Bart: [smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get out, right?
  Budda bing, budda boom. Lisa: I want to look at the pets, and write things on the typewriters, and see if the new dictionaries are in!...
• What in the hell am I doing...crying? It is so frustrating to be controlled like this.
  Don't worry, there is a new ship's standing order on the bridge....