The Good Ship Enterprise" (to The Tune Of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On The Good Ship Enterprise Every Week There's A New Surprise Where The Romulans Lurk And The Klingons Often Go Berserk.

Tell me about your ship, Riker. It's the Enterprise isn't it?
"No, the name of my ship is the Lollipop." I have no knowledge of that ship....
Scott: "A good crew." LaForge: "Yeah, they are." Sco
And a fine ship. A credit to her name. But I've found that a ship is only as good as the engineer who takes care of her....
This is not a ship of war, this is a ship of peace.
-- Guinan to Picard about the ENTERPRISE, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2...
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise -- does it take to change a light bulb?
7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command.
This ship and her history will shortly become the care of a new generation....
Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Sco
She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But....
Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded.
That will be the day. -- Klingon and Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", stardate 43625.2...
Ship it.
Where were you when the ship hit the sand?