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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company.
  While they were discussing the merits of a local ring hero, the bar goes silent....
• An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
  Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
• An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
  It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....
• It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
  After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!...
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....