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• Never mind what I said," the Lord spake. "Doth thou listen to every crazy idea that comes thy way?
  And Abraham grew ashamed. "Er -- not really... no....
• If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job. -- Woody Alle
• That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• Yet spirit immortal, the tomb cannot bind thee, But like thine own eagle that soars to the sun Thou springest from bondage and leavest behind thee A name which before thee no mortal hath won.
  Tho' nations may combat, and war's thunders rattle, No more on thy steed wilt thou sweep o'er the plai...
• A hurricane is a blow job from Mother Nature!
• Our Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed by thy name.
  Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven....
• Canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons? -- Old Testament -- Job xxxviii, 32