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• Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, `Thine is the Kingdom and the power and the glory.
  Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it.'" -- Woody Alle...
• And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
  ..Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith....
• And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time.
  .....
• My Lord, my Lord! What hast thou done, lately? -- Woody Alle
• The Commandments of the EE: 5: Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measures of high-voltage circuits too
  hat thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test meter, for verily, though thou has no company property number and can be easily surveyed, the test meter has one and, as a consequence, bringeth much woe unto a purchasing agent....
• The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
  -- Old Testament -- Numbers xxii, 28...
• Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...