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• An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.
  -- Simon Cameron There are honest journalists like there are honest politicians....
• Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
• Honest! It's only a cold sore!
• The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that one hast honest politicians scrupulous lawyers, and altruistic doctors, while the other only has beings from outer space.
  -- William John Watki...
• Actors are the only honest hypocrites. -- Hazli
• The number of errors make is equal to the sum of the "squares" involved.
• Locks only keep honest people out.
• Most guys'll tell you, if they had a choice of a way to die, they would want to die while in bed with a woman.
  Making whoopee. Which is great. For the guy. For the woman, let's be honest, it's a drag....
• You are number 6! Who is number one?