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The Odds Of Our Neighbors Having A Loud All Night Party Is Directly Proportional To How Much You Need A Good Night Sleep.
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The odds of our neighbors having a loud all night party
is directly proportional to how much you need a good night sleep.
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He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time....
PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
Lie: Before you know it, the baby will sleep through the night.
Night, having Sleep, the brother of Death. -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- The Theogony, Line 754