The Only Good Elf Is A Dead Elf. The Only Thing Better Is A Dying Elf Who'll Tell You Where It's Friends Are.

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The only good elf is a dead elf. The only thing better is a dying elf
who'll tell you where it's friends are.
-- popular Orc proverb, as related by the future Mrs. Stilt Man

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