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That was, as I'm sure you realized, only elf funny.
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I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
The only good elf is a dead elf. The only thing better is a dying elf who'll tell you where it's friends are.
-- popular Orc proverb, as related by the future Mrs. Stilt Ma...
Funny, I don't remember inviting you to this conversation.
I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner. -- Collette
You are only as wise as other's perceive you to be. -- M. Shawn Cole
Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....
Why My Laughin' Sure Ain't Funny.
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.