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• Can you teach an old Sysop new tricks?
• You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
• You can't teach an old dog new trick
• Learn something NEW today!
• ARRRGGHH!!!! ... (The sound of someone actually learning something)
• Mistakes at least show someone did something at sometime.
• It is fatuous to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
  [ you can't teach an old dog new tricks. ]...
• I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect.
  I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect....
• It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!