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• I live on a one-way, dead-end street ...
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• I want to live with a synonym girl.
• I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
• A cardinal rule of politics: never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman.
  -- Larry Hagman (as J. R. Ewing in Dallas)...
• Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
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• Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -- Bob Edward
• You know I'm going to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like is, baby--I don't want to live forever.
  -- Lemmy Kilmeiste...