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• BOREALIS is where I'm at.
• The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
  -- Louisiana governor Edwin Edward...
• Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing. -- ROCKEFELLER'S PRINCIPLE
• Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
  I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?...
• Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
  Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...
• A pederastic necrophiliac is a gentleman who is true to the very end of the end of a friend.
• The Rockefeller Principle: Never do anything you wouldn't get caught dead doing.
• I'm convinced the reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
  -- Roger Simo...
• I didn't trip - I was caught in a sudden gust of gravity.