Arthur and his wife Muriel were sitting in their Vauxhall Viva eating their
ice cream cornets. Suddenly two enormous black birds started to flap around on
the bonnet of the car. Arthur got out and placed his cornet on the bonnet,
instantly causing the birds to calm down.
"Well, I've never seen that before," said Muriel.
"Oh,it's just a case of stilling two birds with one's cone."
-- Steve Wickham
