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ARTHUR: Listen, Old Crone! Unless You Tell Us Where We Can Buy A Shrubbery, My Friend And I Will .
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ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery,
my friend and I will ... we will say Ni!
CRONE: Do your worst!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni!
CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TALL KNIGHT: Firstly. You must get us another shrubbery!
OTHER KNIGHTS: More shrubberies! More shrubberies for the ex-Knights of Ni!...
ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: ... and I am your king .... OLD WOMAN: Ooooh!
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective ....
TALL KNIGHT: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
ONE KNIGHT: Ni! OTHERS: Sh! ONE KNIGHT: (wispers) Sorry....
WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....