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• The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
  I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
  -- comedian Steven Wrigh...
• Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it.
  On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...
• My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of the entire earth on it.
  On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...