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• The other Messenger's called Hatta. I must have TWO, you know -- to come and go.
  One to come, and one to go. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• You see, a minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• You know," he added very gravely, "it's one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle -- to get one's head cut off.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
  "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted....
• I beg your pardon?" said Alice. "It isn't respectable to beg," said the King.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Gla...
• Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...