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The Oyster Creaks Open, Revealing Nothing But Oyster Inside. It Promptly Promptly Snaps Shut Again.
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The oyster creaks open, revealing nothing but oyster inside. It
promptly promptly snaps shut again.
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A glistening pearl falls out of the clam and rolls away.
Goodness, this must really be an oyster. (I never was very good at identifying bivalves....
If the world is my oyster, where is my oyster knife?
BIVALVE -- an A.C./D.C. oyster.
Keep cool; process promptly.
An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
The world is your oyster, so EAT IT!!
It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
Within the oyster's shell uncouth The purest pearl may hide, Trust me you'll find a heart of truth Within that rough inside.
-- Mrs. Osgood...
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly.