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• ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
  Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
  Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
• ARTHUR: Well, I AM king... DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice.
  An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!...
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
  Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
• ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
  ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!...
• ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
  .. DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior....
• ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
  ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail