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ARTHUR: What Are You Going To Do. Bleed On Me? -- Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me?
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
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ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
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ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give away.
Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?...
Another bucket of what can only be described as human ordure hits ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: ... Right! (to the KNIGHTS) That settles it! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
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