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• Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye
• Oh Bart, why couldn't you have gotten a paper route like other boys?
  -- Marge, when Bart is arrested for murder, "Bart the Murdere...
• There's no such thing as an easier route, but it's an easier route.
• There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil. -- Avery
• Route flapping at the NAP.
• Route 666 - way of the bea
• I overheard one of the secretaries in the office saying
  God I love it here... Why do I work here!? Because I'm too old for a paper route Too young for social security and too tired to have an affair....
• PHARMACOLOGISTS do it via the oral route
• See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!