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  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
  [jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• Bart: The social order of school is a densely layered hierarchy
  he cool kids are on top... Marge: Oh, like the A-students?...
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Principal Skinner: Here's a whole box of unsealed envelopes for the PTA!
  Bart: You're making me lick envelopes? P.S.: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun!...
• John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
  Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge...
• Flanders fills in a grave] Bart: Oh, this can't be what it looks like!
  There's gotta be some other explanation! Ned...