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The Path To Enlightenment Requires A Flashlight With Fresh Batteries.
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The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.
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A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries. -- Walt Mooney
You may be redneck... if your flashlight holds more then four batteries.
There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read
Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries....
The best way to get rid of bad vibes, insists a self-reliant girl we know, is to put in fresh batteries.
Batteries not included.
Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one.
To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you possess....
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Long-life batteries aren't.
What do batteries run on?