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You May Be Redneck... If Your Flashlight Holds More Then Four Batteries.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your flashlight holds more then four batteries.
Related:
You may be redneck... if all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
