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The Person Who Stands In New York And Sees The Fly In California Is Unconscious Of The Fact That At The Very Time, A Horse Is Standing On His Foot.
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The person who stands in New York and sees the fly in California is
unconscious of the fact that at the very time, a horse is standing on his
foot. Pay attention to what YOU are doing, not the other person.
Related:
RADICAL: A person whose left hand does know what his other left hand is doing.
-- Bernard Rosenberg...
You are a very redundant person; that's what kind of person you are, redundant.
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
When a person stands on his dignity, it's probably because he has very insecure footing.
Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.
You are the only person in this building who knows what he's doing.
.. -- Toilet graffiti in government building...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.