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• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
• Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
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  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
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