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• As my friends will tell you, I have an very good memory.
  It just isn't very long. -- Keneth Iverso...
• Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
  Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
• But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is proper use and abuse of your own facultie
  and it is ludicrous to hold reason higher than body or feeling....
• Circumstances over which I have no control. -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852)
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• One thing that's always available on a golf course is advice.
  If you play like I do, you think everybody knows something you don't know....
• Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to be more important than something else.
  If what already is, is more important than what isn't, the game is over....
• I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions.
  Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2...