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The place where YOU can make a difference. Sort of. Maybe. Nahh...
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Is this the sort of advice you're looking for?--Make money.
Make it, if you can, fair and square. If not, make it anyway. -- Horace...
Home is where you can scratch any place it itches!
Lipton....The place where they make all that tea?
Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
No, but I can get close enough that it won't make any difference.
Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
Narrator: The moon. For several years, she has fascinated many.
But will man ever walk on her fertile surface?...
Goda's Truism: By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.