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On The Plus Side, Death Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that
can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death
is that with death you can do it alone and
no one is going to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. WOODY ALLEN
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Why, then," said some one to him, "do not you die?...
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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
.. -- Woody Alle...