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• Faculty purchases of equipment and supplies always increase to match the funds available, so these funds are never adequate.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• The faculty expands its activity to fit whatever space is available, so that more space is always required.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• The number of letters written to the editor is inversely proportional to the importance of the article.
  -- Robert L. Marcu...
• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
• The immediate visibility of an object is inversely proportional to the importance of finding it.
  -- The Law of Inverse Visibility...
• In a bureaucracy accomplishment is inversely proportional to volume of paper used.
  -- Foster L. Fowle...
• Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
• Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
  -- Wright's First Law of Quality...
• In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
  -- Michael T. Minerath...