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ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None Shall Pass.
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ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross
this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
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ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot....
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off] ARTHUR...
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR
Victory is mine!...
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT
No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?...
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Had enough? ARTHUR: You stupid bastard....
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright....
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible! ARTHUR: You're a looney. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail