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TALL KNIGHT: We Shall Say Ni! Again To You If You Do Not Appease Us.
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TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want?
TALL KNIGHT: We want ... a shrubbery!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TALL KNIGHT: Firstly. You must get us another shrubbery!
OTHER KNIGHTS: More shrubberies! More shrubberies for the ex-Knights of Ni!...
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TALL KNIGHT: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
ONE KNIGHT: Ni! OTHERS: Sh! ONE KNIGHT: (wispers) Sorry....
TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest .
.. with a herring. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR
Victory is mine!...
ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright....
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Had enough? ARTHUR: You stupid bastard....