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• Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
• Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
• If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.
• Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.
• Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
• My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
  -- The Rule of Elderly Survival...