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  The theory yields a lot, but it hardly brings us any closer to the secret of the Old One....
• Q: "As I learn more and more, what it is to be human, I am more and more convinced that I would never make a good one.
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• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• He goes on about the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
  It comes in one verse after another, and it is quite manifest to the reader that there is a certain pleasure in contemplating the wailing and gnashing of teeth, or else it would not occur so often....
• Every time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin's theory.
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  One doesn't set the camera at a certain angle just because the cameraman happens to be enthusiastic about that spot....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
  [holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...