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• Dear God, just give me one channel!
  [dramatic camera angle] -- Homer can't fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...
• I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood.
  If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it has fulfilled its purpose....
• Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
  -- John Gilmore...
• Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
  And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...
• The purpose of having the sun go low in the evenings, in the summer, especially in parks," said the voice earnestly, "is to make girls' breasts bob up and down more clearly to the eye.
  I am convinced that this is the case. "And I am certain that if one worked the argument through, one would find that it flowed with perfect naturalness and logic from everything," he insisted, "that Darwin was going on about....
• I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. -- Alfred Hitchcock
• Actors stand on the side of the camera where the passage of time usually hurts.
  Whereas directors stay on the side where it may help. -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....