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• May's Law: The quality of correlation is inversly proportional to the density of control.
  (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)...
• Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
  -- Kaufman's First Law of Party Physic...
• Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
• Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
• Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
  -- Wright's First Law of Quality...
• The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellant.
  -- Milt Barbe...
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.