Artichokes ... Are Just Plain Annoying.... After All The Trouble You Go To, You Get About As Much Actual "food" Out Of Eating An Artichoke As You Would From Licking Thirty Or Forty Postage Stamps.

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Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to,
you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would
from licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail
instead.
-- "Miss Piggy"

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