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• I always lick the fronts of postage stamps.
• If it taste good, spit it out, it's bad for you.
• Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps.
  Have the shrimp cocktail instead. -- "Miss Piggy...
• There are times when you have to choose between being human and having good taste.
  -- Bertolt Brech...
• What do you want? Good Graphics or Good Taste.
• 3/ When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
  -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...
• 8/ Simply saying to yourself "I'm on a diet", reduces calories in foods by 50%
  elling others you are on diet increases calories by 100%...
• There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
• You are a total loser if you get your junk mail with postage due!