Related:

• Don't tap your foot--it makes your arms get tired. -- Thelonious Monk (to his bass player)
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
• SMILEY +<:-| monk/nu
• Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
  -- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia...
• A semitone flat on the high notes.
• You're already a monk, try the libido instead. -- Steve Swa
• The Devil was sick,--the Devil a monk would be; The Devil was well,--the devil a monk was he.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. xxiv...
• If you can't keep up, take notes!
• Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
  [Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins playing "The Entertainer" badly] Wait, wait, I can do this....