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• To the systems programmers, the customers and users serve only as a test load.
• Butter has now been replaced by margarine in Happy Pancake House restaurants throughout the southwestern United States.
  Only about 2 percent of customers have complained, indicating that 98 people out of 100 are happy with the change....
• To one with a hammer everything is a nail.
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936), "The Hammer of God...
• LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer.
• Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines.
  .. large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas....
• If the only tool in your toolbox is a hammer, then every problem will look like a nail.
• How does one conduct great enterprises in a city where people trail oxen with a broom and pan in hopes of getting a free surprise?