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• Before all of us are multiple decisions. For example, there are a wide variety of alternatives with regard to the apportionment of the family income, all of which share the same common failure
  hey are unsatisfactory....
• The advantage of keeping family accounts is clear. If you do not keep them, you are uneasily aware of the fact that you are spending more than you are earning.
  If you do keep them, you know it. -- Robert Benchley...
• Streets full of water; please advise. -- Robert Benchley
• The only cure for a real hangover is death. -- Robert Benchley
• The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• God made all the creatures, and gave them our love and our fear, To give sign we and they are his children, one family here.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Saul, vi...
• There are nine ways of poaching eggs, and each of them is worse than the other. -- Robert Lynd
• A really good bass is the hardest drunk to find. -- Robert Benchley
• Defining and analyzing humour is a pastime of humorless people. -- Robert Benchley