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• Three good meals a day is bad living. -- Ben Frankli
• When I come upon anything-- in Logic or in any other hard subject-- that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone.
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• If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. -- Ben Frankli
• Make haste slowly. -- Ben Frankli
• It's extremely hard to fold a Buffalo.
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