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• cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
  Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
• Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]
  My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• Barlow: My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here
  ailroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
  [Quimby grins next to burning tires, then roller skates] We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, [Quimby grins through noose, then smiles next to trap] It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed....
• Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
  [dials phone] [scene shift to Bob leaving prison] By special order of the mayor of Springfield, you are hereby granted a full and complete pardon....
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
  Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence...
• Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
  Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....