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  I want to get cherry pie xor a banana split." This derives from the technical use of the term as a function on truth-values that is true if exactly one of its two arguments is true....
• xor: /X'or/, /kzor/ conj. Exclusive or. `A xor B' means `A or B, but not both'.
  I want to get cherry pie xor a banana split." This derives from the technical use of the term as a function on truth-values that is true if exactly one of its two arguments is true....
• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
• The problem is that in life you end up with only one of two thing
  a) RESULTS, or b) THE REASONS YOU DID'T GET THEM. -- Carl Frederick "e...
• Mark one of the following: (A) True (B) False
• If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
  -- Lyndon B. Johnson Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off....
• When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random and there are two cars only on that road, it follows tha
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