There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Fully Prepared, And That Is -- Twins.

There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Fully Prepared, And That Is -- Twins.

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There are two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and
that is -- twins.
-- Josh Billings

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One half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quick, and not saying no soon enough.
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