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There Are Women And Women, And Some Hold You Tight.
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There are women and women, and some hold you tight.
While some leave you counting the stars in the night.
-- Bernie Taupin
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Beer waits in the car while you play football. -- Women vs. Bee
Not all women are fools - some don't associate with Bob.
Respectable men and women content with good and easy living are missing some of the most important things in life.
Unless you give yourself to some great cause you haven't even begun to live....
Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
Success is women you don't even know walking around your house. -- Saturday Night Live
In the past, it was easy to be a Real Man. All you had to do was abuse women, steal land from Indians, and find some place to dump the toxic waste.
-- Bruce Feirstei...
Trust you to try and skive off to some cushy option.
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